Go low-pro in these silently snazzy boardshorts by Dunkelvolk -- they call them "Parucha." Just rolls off the tongue, no? With just enough flourish to call attention to your smooth moves, and just enough details to highlight all the right contours of your steely assets, Parucha is the boardshort for the worldy man of the waves.

If their on-beach performance isn't enough -- with quick-drying fabric and "Balls Saver" technology -- these shorts are likely to perform just as well in the sandy-floored boardwalk club scene.